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October 9, 2009 at 8:02 pm
tj says:
Black women are the least likely to marry outside their race. Truest statement ever written. Asian women are the most likely, that is according to the United States Census Bureau.

Top Reasons You Think You are Not a racist (but more than likely are, since you think that you must state the following to prove that you are not):

1.My best friend is_(insert racial minority here)
2.I DATED (emphasis on dated, because marriage is COMPLETELY different)
_(insert race here)
3. I like women who are well educated, can speak, feminine, fit, open minded, etc. etc.
(All code for….gasp…..WHITE!!!!!, because, ya know, Black women after all are very masculine by nature of course. I mean look at that damn Beyonce and Halle Berry, and Janet Jackson, and Gabrielle Union, and Naomi Campbell-they are just so damn masculine, over weight, close minded, and COMPLETELY UNFEMININE!)
4. Biology (when all else fails, blame your racism on biology, after all that’s what eugenics is!)
5. PREFERENCE (Hmm, just like the University of Michigan’s Supreme Court case-preference. Another word for racism is discrimination. Another word for discrimination is PREFERENCE!) I mean after all, when you prefer someone who is not fat-obviously you can’t be talking about a white woman, since 4 out of 5 of them are overweight! I mean, clearly preference is for women with large breasts is not discrimination against Asian women, because after all they ALL have small breasts. And of course, you have to have women with long hair, I mean Black women-they have such short hair right? Or do they, or is that just racism, stereotypes, ignorance .
6. Not liking TAN women. (Great! So you may not be racist because Black women are NOT tan, they are BLACK. And they don’t roast in the sun, they are born that way.)
7. Because non-whites deny their whiteness (Yea right, have you ever met someone from the Philippines! They are dying o tell you how white they are.)
8. “I am not opposed to interracial dating”-for someone else, not you because after all you prefer Jennifer Ainston over Rihanna because you like perky breast?